Product Review: The Eroscillator

Oh boy did I have an exciting night the other night!  My birthday present arrived in the mail, and even though my birthday is still over a week away, Mad Baker got eager and decided to open the present early.

The present turned out to be the Eroscillator, one of the hottest clit vibes on the market.  This is the clit teaser recommended by Dr. Ruth Westhiemer!  And after he used it on me, Mad Baker required me to write a review here in my blog.

I liked the way it was packaged – I was blindfolded at the time Mad Baker unwrapped it, but I could tell it didn’t take him long at all.  Later, I got a look at the packaging and was rather pleased with it.

In the past, I have dealt with frustration, trying to open a package while in the heat of need, and unable to pry the damn thing open.  This package was designed so that it could be opened without having to grab scissors or a blade, which was nice.

I tried to compare the Eroscillator to my old favorite, the Hitachi Magic Wand – and the Eroscillator beat it in EVERY respect.

The first and most obvious difference was the cord.  I have been frustrated with my Hitachi in the past because the cord was too short to reach my side of the bed.  But the Eroscillator comes with a 12 foot cord, which made masturbating before bedtime simple.

Our new toy came with four attachments – three of which were double-sided, giving us a grand total of seven clit teasers.  Mad Baker decided to experiment with each one, bring me to close to orgasm (but denying me the release) each time.

Just as nice as the attachments was the controls – a simple sliding button with three different power levels.  It astounded me that I was able to climax with the lowest setting (normally I am a heavy-stimulation girl).  And the highest setting was wickedly delightful!

The next night, when he was at work, I experimented again with all seven attachments.  More than 20 orgasms later, I was exhausted but sated, and still unable to decide which attachment was my favorite! More testing is called for ~snickers~

The Eroscillator is definately my new favorite toy in our collection (in fact, I am going to beg MB for permission to keep it at my bedside table rather than throwing it in the toybox to get tangled up in the ropes).

And so, dear readers – at the suggestion of both Mad Baker and Viktor,  I am going to leave you with this little (true) story of how the Eroscillator gave me release – and yet gave Mad Baker a different kind of release as well.

After he was done tormenting my lady bits with the Eroscillator, MB had helped me get ready for bed (trust me, I was NOT capable of moving on my own at that point).  I usually sleep with a fan on, and so he thoughtfully turned it on before reaching for the blankets.

Every nerve in my body was raw from the repeated orgasms and ministrations of our new toy – and the air flow from the fan was just too much stimulation.  To my shock, I climaxed – and climaxed again – and again…

I tried to beg MB to turn off the fan, but he was laughing too hard….I finally had to knock the thing over before I passed out from the overload to my senses!  I have NEVER had a toy that made me THAT sensitive to simple stimulation….and also, I haven’t seen Mad Baker laugh that hard in months.

It’s been three days since then, and he is STILL laughing whenever he thinks about it.

So on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best toy on the market, the Eroscillator gets a 9 – the only reason it doesn’t get a ten is because it doesn’t have a dildo-like attachment – but then I looked online and found out that it can be bought separately.  If that works as well as I think it will, I will upgrade my score to a perfect 10.